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I'm Beckie, from Canada. Next to everything here is a joke. I hope you appreciate my sense of humor. I am open to any question ever. This description is really misleading as I actually trip over my words as much as people stub their toes on tables and that hurts alot ow

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white girls at partys

barbieprivilege:

my favorite music video in the universe of all time

lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

sparkytheandroid:

HELP SOME ONE

dogerection:

send this to your crush with no context

cadet-r-kelly:

talk shit get hit

one time i was cutting potatoes and watching deal or no deal and the models were coming down the stairs and i got distracted watching them and CUT AN INCH OF SKIN OFF OF THE TOP OF ONE OF MY FINGERS AND HAD TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR STITCHES 

laumsam:

estimating

morbi:

Actual image of the Animal Crossing fanbase.

tibets:

here is a cat that was thrown in burger king

gunwieldingspacebitch:

If I replace the G in ‘mages’ with an L, I agree a lot more with Fenris.

pokemonyewest:

My dick has never been so soft